my sex life broken down into percentages.

While I’m not going to dole out my exact number of partners, I’ve always run the numbers through my head and thought “wow, I loved ___% of them” (for example). I’m a fan of numbers, apparently.

I’ve had a pretty decent sex life. Some partners have been absolutely terrible, yet some have been so great that even months/years later I still think of our moments together and smile. And giggle. Like an idiot. I don’t agree, whatsoever, with this idea that women have to keep themselves reserved. If you want to sleep with that guy only because he’s hot, then fucking go for it. Be safe, be healthy, and go for it.

So, without futher adieu, the percentages that’ll probably only be interesting to me ;)

I’ve loved 29% of them.
64% of them were in 2010.
Out of that 64%, 89% were new.
21% were one time things.
Out of that 29%, I only knew beforehand that 33% would be a one time thing.
I was in a relationship with 50% of them.
29% of them were “friends with benefits”.

God, this is hilarious. This makes my overall number seem fucking monumental!


A non-percentage: the biggest age difference was 9 years (I was 24, he was 33).


I decided as a first post to this, my personal/non-weight related blog, I’d post my current obsession. Technically I have two new obsessions: Florence & the Machine, and OneRepulic. Today, OneRepublic is in the lead.